great balls of fire...

so i had an odd dream last night involving fish and bleach and carrots and random people from laredo and anyway i was curious what some of the things meant and so i attempted to look ‘em up and in the process i came across this...

fagot

a brightly burning pile of fagots show you will win out over all those who oppose you. if you dream of the fagots giving off a thick smoke then will your enemies get the better of you. anothers actions will bring harm to you if you dream of walking on them, but if they do not burn you the harm will be negligible.

yeah, that was pretty much my reaction too. i realize fagot is a stick, but add another g and it's a derogatory term for a homosexual. which kind of makes me wonder about jeeves and the crew of homophobic monkies he has answering questions for him. i mean why couldn't they just call them sticks? are youreally trying to tell me people wake up after dreaming about a campfire and say ‘oh i wonder what dreaming about flaming fagots means.’ And to be honest the majority prolly doesn’t realize the slight spelling change nor the definition of a fagot with one g. i knew it but i’m not gonna lie, it definitely took a minute to process. i was too busy being disturbed and awed by the fact that someone might actually dream about burning the queer eye guys and roasting marshmallows on their rumpshakers.