bff...

how is it that i try to be polite and i end up feeling like an idiot? i mean seriously.

i talked to my friend/former rommate 's' yesterday and even though i strongly dislike her fiance (formerly our ballroom dancing ta who became her/our live in boyfriend until i couldn't stand him anymore and i moved out) i figured i should ask about him just to be polite and, ya know, just in case he had any sort of ability to go back and somehow change the one a i got in college. here's about how it went..."so uhhh how's r? when's the wedding?" " oh sara, you're a jackass and are gonna feel really stupid when i tell you we broke up. 5 months ago!!"

talk about being a good friend. not to mention being in the loop. if by good friend i mean not one and by in the loop i mean so far out of the loop that i'm like... something really far out of a loop.

well, at least i didn't ask when the baby was due only to find out she's not pregnant, just fat.

oh and ballroom dancing wasn't really the only a i got in college. just in case you were wondering (*cough*neto*cough*)