fo' razzle, my dazzle...,

in this little side bar thing in esquire, john mayer listed his 5 travel secrets. in them he twice referenced his schlong as his "razzle dazzle." i was slightly disturbed and yet somewhat intruiged. i didn't realize anyone but laura's and my old cheer squad ever used the term "razzle dazzle." our usage went a lil' somethin' like this...

razzle dazzle uh huh
razzle dazzle uh huh
my name is [sara] i'm number one
my razzle dazzle has just begun
so when you see me, step aside
you know this girl won't take no jive
*oooh she thinks she's bad*
correction, i know i'm bad!

yeah i know. .. awesome. i think i'm gonna start doing it at bars/parties. i may have to leave out the first couple razzle dazzles though. it might be a little awkward if i left them in...

random stranger: hi, i'm so and so
me: razzle dazzle uh huh, razzle dazzle uh huh. my name is sara i'm number 1, my razzle dazzle's just begun...

vs

random stranger: hi, i'm so and so
me: my name is sara i'm number 1 my razzle dazzle's just begun...

either way i'm totally gonna get somebody cued up to do the "ooh she thinks she's bad" part b/c the whole "correction, i know i'm bad" line has this classic "3 snaps in a z formation" attitude about it. it's my favorite.

and we wonder why i'm single.