faq

are you awesome?
yes.
did you see the stanley cup?
yes.
does that make you awesomer?
if that were a word, yes it would.
did you get a picture with it?
yes, and i even look stoned (i wasn't though, i swear) [link]
how about your parents?
no they weren't stoned either.
no i meant did they get a picture?
oh, yeah they did. [link]
how was hot-hottie-hockey player?
not that hot, and i hate to say it, but the boy tries too hard. he was nice though. disappointing, but nice. anyhoo, here's a picture. [link]
any more pictures?
yeah, i ran into a buddy of mine from a lifetime ago. so i've got one with him and, of course, the cup [link]
side note: yesterday an old friend (read:ex-boyfriend) from said lifetime ago, had a baby. well his wife had it, but that's just a technicality-anyway, i found that out & then tonight i run into tetsy and i dunno-it's just a lot of memories. i did a lot of my growing up with those boys and they were right there beside me-holding my hand so i wouldn't fall on my face (literally and figuratively). anyway, the point (not that i ever really have one) was that it was great to see daniel, i couldn't be happier for ryan and always flush the urinal with your elbow...wait, that's not right. anyway, moving on...
thank god. i wondered if you were just gonna keep rambling.
yeah, well i usually do. just keep rambling. ya know, kinda just don't really have a stopping point. well until i need to take a breath or something. that's usually a good stopping point...
or now, now would be a good stopping point.
right.
what about your buddy hot robert? where are the pictures with him?
oh there aren't any, he bailed. punk.
where were all the federalies?
they must have gotten caught by the border patrol while swimming over.
and hot-hottie-hockey boy's girlfriend?
she was there and pretty, and hating me for sitting next to her boy toy.
was there dancing? and by dancing i mean alcohol.
oh there was alcohol. cost an arm and a leg and was a weak as oj's alibi, but there was alcohol.
how was the meal?
minus the hair it was ok. i guess. side note: how did i manage 2 meals in a week with hair in them? are they trying to get me to floss more or something?
how was the speaker?
which one? there were like 40
i dunno the main one?
oh he was good. made this weird throat clearing sound a lot, but good.
ok, so i guess we can wrap this up, any fun stories to send us on our way with?
well now that you ask...no.