eight to five what i learned

after spending a week doing some odd jobs around my brother's office i learned a few things. and here they are...

• eight to five is actually more like 830 to 4
• with a 2 hour lunch break to go shopping
• besides the owner my brother is the only other man in his office
  
• my brother works with all middle aged women
  
• which means the temperature in the office fluctuates to accomodate their hot flashes
• i don't know how many people work in his office
• because everytime i thought i'd met everyone another would randomly appear
• from some obscure broom closet i never realized existed
• once i set an alarm clock my body naturally wakes me up before it goes off
• for example i set my alarm for 6:30, i'm up @ 5
  
• thursday is "productivity day"
• everyone hates thursday
• melanie had a crap job
• i could make a living working in claims processing
• if i wanted to teeter on the edge of suicide
• every day