the rundown...

since we last spoke i have...

• seen a wild ass
• watched in awe as an elephant stacked and lifted, with his trunk, at least 5 carrots
• watched, still open mouthed and in complete and utter awe, as this same elephant tore apart a tree branch, limb by limb. he would hold the main part down with his foot and pull up on each branch with his trunk. i know. unreal.
• got yelled at by a small ornery child for calling said elephant a "he" since apparently it didn't have "one of those things."
• saw a man get splashed in the face by a pengiun
• watched a man get spit on by a primate
  
• ok that one didn't happen
• watched a polar bear take a leak
• that one did
• watched a hairy fat man scratch himself while watching sport center in his favorite recliner. only instead of a hairy fat man it was a brown bear and by 'scratching himself while chillin in his lazy boy' i mean lounging back against a rock starting at another rock.
• was the stranger children are told not to speak to or take candy from
  
• ate 1/2 lb of chicken salad
• felt like vomitting for the rest of the day
• watched way more trading spaces than can be considered normal
• bought green pants
  
• single handedly went thru 2 boxes of kleenex
• may currently be on twice the recommended amount of congestion medicine. i still don't remember if i took that first dose or not. that's probably not a good thing.
  
• but hey at least i have my voice back
  

bitching' song: jeff buckley- last goodbye
bitchin' joke: how do you get a kleenex to dance? put a little boogie in it.
bitchin' word: logorrhea

son of a bitchin' bob