bumper cars...

i'm not trying to insult the ford ranger in any way. heck we use to have one of our own. i am however, insulting the awesome woman driving the ford ranger. ya see, little miss 'i failed driver's ed' not only bit the big one as far as how to drive in traffic, but she also had the following bumper sticker: real women drive trucks.

real women drive trucks? you mean like the little dinky "truck" you're driving? the one that could be run off the road by a sports sedan of the same size? i think when they came up with that bumper sticker they intended it for women who drive large trucks. as in trucks that could fit at least a couple kegs of beer in the back. not for women who also have a sticker that says 'i'm not gay, i'm fluffy.'