the boob tube...

can i have zach braff's babies? please? no seriously. i love the man. and scrubs. how funny is that show?? if you don't watch it, you really need to start. i never laugh harder than i do on tuesday nights.

well except on sunday nights. that's when arrested development is on. it's even funnier than scrubs, if you can believe it. no really. i always make sure i have a towel nearby when i watch the bleuth family robinson duke it out each week. ya know, just in case i do actually pee my pants. i'm always worried i will considering how freakin' hilarious that crazy fam damily is.

while i'm on the subject here are a few other shows you should watch, or do what we do and set your tivo to "record series."

alias...michael vartan, so hot, want to touch the hiney. and i do believe the same could be said about a little damsel named jennifer garner. don't hold it against sydney that jenny from this block is dating bennie boy...syd would never make that mistake.

veronica mars...ok so i know this is on the upn which should make it an automatic deal breaker, but honestly...it's great. witty and smart as all get out. not to mention, kristen bell rocks the casbah.

lost...another jj abrams masterpiece. not quite alias or felicity but definitely jj. i always think i know what's coming next. turns out i'm usually wrong. plus charlie salinger finally got rid of his pesky siblings, became a doc, and grew up all sorts of hot. score!

24...i haven't watched any of the past seasons (i know, i know) but this one has me hooked. you can't really go wrong with a storyline that consists of gov. agents gone druggy gone good and immigrants gone terrorists gone, well, bad. talk about riveting.

er...this old classic is still going strong. well in our humble opinion at least. not to mention that i'd be happy to play doctor with eion bailey any day of the week.

desperate housewives...i'm not sure why i like this show. maybe it's the abnormally thin and beautiful women (i somehow doubt that). maybe it's the abnormally hot neighbor man (most likely), or perhaps it's the murder and affairs. but personally, i think it's lines like "rex cries after he ejaculates" that are the real kicker.

las vegas...corn and cheese, but you gotta love it. hot men, hot women, and vegas baby vegas. not to mention that my bro claims vanessa marcil is the most concentrated amount of latin heat on tv. i don't really know what that means, but the same goes for tad hamilton.

so yeah, do yourself a favor, take my advice, and start watching some must see tv.