help wanted...

alright so here's the dilly, yo (did i really just say that?). i'm broke. my brother's office is in need of a few extra hands. therefore, henceforth, i am assisting them around the office. a large reason i'm doing this is because i'm broke. another reason is because i wanna beef up the desk job side of my resume. plus i'm broke.

so here's where you crazy kids come in...i need a hardcore job title to put on said resume. i'm not going to be doing anything of real substance. entering enrollment forms into a computer, and other equally exciting health care consulting busy work. so you can see where i might need to get a little creative with the job title. we gotta come up with something that makes me sound reeeally cool.

let's start those wheels a turnin' folks...

1,2,3 brainstorm!