i hate it when that happens....

the bathroom incident got me thinking about things that happen to me and make me go "i hate it when that happens." the following are all things that occured this week.

- you trip over your own feet and look like a complete dope. only to make yourself feel worse by giving in to natural reflex and look back at the ground. confirming the fact that you really did just trip on nothing.

- you get a phone call from a number you don't know and have to wait until about 5 minutes in to the conversation before you figure out who you're speaking to.

- you have only one guy tell you he loves you one valentine's day. a 6 year old. by the way, he also asked if he could pinch your butt. repeatedly. (boy, do i feel bad for that kid's parents. they're in for a looooooong adolescence.)

- traffic screeches to a halt b/c two cars decide they want to speak to eachother. and to do so they apparently have to stop side-by-side in the middle of traffic and cause a near pile-up.

- you leave your phone (aka connection to the outside world) at the office.

- you almost pee your pants cuz you're laughing so hard.

- you actually do pee your pants. but not cuz you were laughing too hard.

ok that last one didn't happen. it'd suck if it did though.

happy weekend!