things to do in laredo...

in honor of the too-exciting-for-even-me-to-handle town of laredo i thought i'd share some hip and cool things to do with your time while here visiting (besides not getting your cell phone fixed)...

• go to the mall
• eat tacos
• watch hockey
• be the only person who knows what's going on in said hockey game
• while at the hockey game drink your beer through a straw
• and flail around not so seductively to try and get the hockey players' attention
• during the game.
• hang out at "fuego-grill and chill"
• among other awesome new hang outs
• like graham central station
• oh my bad...the cool kids call it "graham's"
• guess i'm not very cool
• go "across"
• as in go to mexico
• to party with all the underage kiddos
• and dirty mezkin's trying to meet said minors
• and get raped
• or killed
• or both
• ignore phone calls from any and everyone you went to h.s. with
• pretend to be excited to see said people when you randomly run in to them
• at the mall
• or at a hockey game
• or while eating tacos...