not so home sweet home...

well it's official. i'm headed back to austin. in a week. ahhh! crazy, i know. so i've been having to look online for apartments and such and i wanted to share some of my favorite ads with you...

Crunked up 4-Plex! Great for Roommates. 22 $585 -"crunked up"? seriously?

Bad credit no problem! Large Pets ok. Eff. $375, 1/1 $415, 2 bedroom $580- broke? awesome! polar bear as a pet? that's cool too!

Newer luxury! $0 deposit and $0 application. 2 bedroom $602 - as opposed to what, older luxury? i'm confused.

Cheap,Cheap,Cheap!! $325!- what are we, little baby chicks now?

Posh 2 bedroom Townhome! Washer/Dryer in unit. Gas,water,trash and cable paid! $725- i'm taking this one only if beckham comes with it. (hehe-see what i did there? smoooooth.)

CLARKSVILLE condo, 2-2 $1100. avail now- clarksville? as in the pottery? yo no comprendo.

Artist Loft! Urban Living! Close to El Arroyo! $550- how much do i love that they are actually using a mexican restaurant as a "selling point." come live here and enjoy mass quantities of beans and cheese! get fat? no problem! drink your sorrows away with their dollar margaritas!

Give your Big Dog a great new home. 1-1 $499 and 2-2 $600- i'll give your big dog a new home. wait. ewwww.

(exasperated sigh)... this whole moving thing is gonna be a lot tougher than i thought. i could really use one of those dollar margaritas right about now.