keep out of reach of children...

this afternoon, my friend send me a link to this ingenious (and by "ingenious" i mean "seriously creepy") invention. after spending some quality time wondering what the hell brought her to the site in the first place, i went ahead and decided to sit back and evaluate the doors that were being opened to us women b/c of this contraption. turns out, doors or no doors, the thing is just wrong.

who the hell comes up with the stuff, anyway?

Instructions

1. Remove the Urinelle from the sterile packing. Hold it in one hand and form the correct shape by pressing on both sides.

2. Place the wide opening of the Urinelle (with the longer side underneath) over your genitals and press it lightly against your body.

3. Point the Urinelle towards the opening of the WC, or urine pot, etc. Hold your legs stretched, shoulders back and hips slightly forward. Begin to urinate.

4. You can dispose of the Urinelle in the WC, and flush. The Urinelle will dissolve easily in the sewer or septic tank.

NB: The use of the Urinelle could feel strange at first. Be aware that the tube will feel warm.

dear god. i'm scarred for life.