note to self...

if ever contemplating suicide do not slit your wrists, stab yourself in the chest, park your car on railroad tracks and then at the last minute flee for your "life" and end up derailing 2 trains and going to jail for being "the idiot that injured over 200 people and killed 11 instead of killing himself."

man, if i were that dude, i'd so be kicking myself for punking out. hey buddy haven't you ever heard "do or do not. there is no try." i swear, has yoda taught our generation nothing?