wedding bells and drunken men...

this weekend an old family friend got married. our parents have know each other for about 27 years...so i'm not lying when i say i've known these people my whole life...here are a few things i learned at the wedding...

• i've grown up real nice.
• 'bobby' is now just 'bob'
• we're scheduled to get married in 7 years.
• mr. b apparently loves my mom
• or so he told me
• after a couple bottles of wine.
• i was told to be wary of a kid called 'shack'.
• they should have warned me to avoid a boy called 'bueller'.
• bueller can't dance
• or rather, dances like a sixth grader
• and thinks my arms turn in ways they do not
• he also doesn't know what personal space is.
• open bar= a room full of buellers